In a final desperate measure before meeting their judgement the dastardly Pollywogs Parotknapped the Nutrient Parrot. This chap is an old hand of 24 years at sea and far too many cruises to even start to discuss. The parott is/was cared for by the Chief of Police who is now quite distraught at this turn of events.
Poor Polly
However, despite this intervention he followed government guidlines and refused to negotiate with the terrorists who had taken the bird. Ransom posters were displayed and even after the event the parott has yet to be released. However it is now in the hands of the ships underground secret police led by Polly Mann who are confident they will find the bird and the criminals.
Any infomation please contact your local station, or ring Crimestoppers on 065346671882.